Sunday, February 1, 2009

Jello Wrestling - Down and Dirty

So The Blonde One and I were chatting one evening and decided we needed a little more excitement and drama in our lives. So we came up with this great idea for a Blog Jello Wrestling competition. We were even gonna put vodka in some of the jello.

As with most of our great ideas, we found a few flaws with this one right from the get-go.

The greatest of which is, are you ready for this......I.Can't.Make.Jello. Completely incapable. Ask my Momm. It either turns into rubber like goo that will remove coffee stains from dentures, or a half-solidified watery mass that's a bit like walking on thin ice. Never know when you're going to fall through and get trapped underneath.

I do make a mean chicken marsala, Brazilian seafood stew, and chocolate decadence, so it's not a complete cooking failure on my part. Just jello.

So we had to give up on jello wrestling and settle for an advice blog. That's right, advice from a blonde with five kids and a recovering blonde with five pets. The opportunity for entertainment is almost endless.

So stop by and visit us at - drop us a note, or leave a question about the world that's been haunting you. But no jello wrestling.



Patience-please said...

congrats on your new blog endeavor!!! The possibilities are endless - I be you DO end up on Ellen!!!
I'm so happy for you!

The Daily Blonde said...

I hope people read it. I need to teach you how to make a link in your blog. This way people can actually FIND our new endeavor.

See, I really do want to fight. Jello, no jello. I want to duke it out. Don't expect my answers to be kind. I'm not known for sugar coating.

Highlight that dammed link in your blog and click the little chain thingy and make it a link people can click. Do I have to fly out there to the left coast and show you how? Now go make me some Brazilian stew...and is that like a brazilian wax??

When a Problem Comes Along, You Must Whippet... said...

I want Chicken Marsala! And I read the new blog - way too funny! (Do I know this "Deb"?)

Pam said...

Did you know your brother's favorite food is chicken marsala?

Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

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