Dear Literary Agent:
Please read my delightfully quirky query letter and be so amused and captivated that you would like to see a synopsis of my very funny and highly entertaining novel.
I will happily provide said synopsis and sample chapters promptly. I promise that you will be equally charmed by the potential oozing from the pages.
I promise to be punctual with deadlines, and provide all requested materials for you to present to publishers. And, if it isn't too much to ask, can you get me a really good deal so I can quit my day job?
Sincerely,
JATC
2 comments:
I'm looking for the same publisher, except you are probably a lot closer to a book =).
I had first dibs!
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