For Sale: Lungs

Cheap. Two asthmatic human lungs. Function well except when inhaling anything remotely like mold. May do better in a warm, dry climate. Possess an amazing ability to turn any tiny cold, flu bug, toothache or stubbed toe into a raging upper respiratory infection, often accompanied by 102 degree fever. They don’t play well with weak lower backs, as all the resultant coughing will throw the back out. Recently have expressed a profound dislike of airline travel (although they were much happier in Bend, Oregon this week). U-haul. Buyer must show proof of prescriptions for Albuterol, Pulmicort, and magic spiked cough syrup. Interested parties may leave comment.