Have You Seen Me?

Hello Everyone!

Sorry I haven’t written in a while. I have tons of really fabulous excuses though! Here are the top ten.

1. A nasty flu bug caught up with me and took me out for almost a week.
2. Remodeling a kitchen saps all your time and energy
3. The hard drive in my laptop flipped a chip.
4. I’m spending way too much time surfing Nordstrom.com
5. I cut out caffeine and refined sugar and I’m moving in ssslllooowww motion.
6. It’s too dang cold. I’m tired of winter, my fingers are freezing and I can’t type.
7. The cats stole my laptop mouse and lost the battery cover. Another great use for duct tape!
8. It’s a busy time at work and it’s exhausting. It’s fun and interesting, but I’m tired!
9. Nike ate my homework.
10. I’m afraid that I’ve set the bar too high for myself and I won’t be clever and funny enough if I write more, and I’ll be disappointed.

Hmm. As usual, excuses lose their significance when you write them down and take ownership of them. And, while Nike loves to eat, homework and writing projects have never been on his diet. Although, last night he opened the package of paint rollers and chased them around the living room. Maybe I should give him a canvas and some brushes. I could make a fortune selling whippet art.

Back to the topic at hand, I find that my fan club is complaining about the lack of blog updates. Oh the pressure!!!!

So before someone files a missing person report and I see my photo on the back of a milk carton, here’s the deal. I like to write. It’s kind of my thing. So I’m going to try to use my morning train time to update the blog. However, y’all have to have patience on my bad hair days when I don’t have anything charming and witty to convey.

Sound like a plan? I think tomorrow I may have something to say about vending machines. Stay tuned.

J